02191cam a2200337 4500 596482589 TxAuBib 20220729120000.0 ||||||s2011||||||||||||||||||||||||und|u 9781423618614 1423618610 B005HJSY7K Amazon 8ce60a75-edb6-4e8d-aecd-a36dfd811c47 OverDrive (Reserve ID) 1212086 OverDrive (Product ID) TxAuBib English, Roy. Advice from a Country Farmer [Libby]. Gibbs Smith, 2011. Format: OverDrive Kindle Book. Format: OverDrive Adobe EPUB eBook, Filesize: 173kB. anecdotes. Format: OverDrive OverDrive Read. HTML:<b>The author of <i>Don't Whiz on an Electric Fence</i> and <i>When I Am an Old Coot</i> spreads some down-home, hard-won, gut-busting facts.</b><br /> <br /> Dishing out witty one-liners and old-fashioned country logic the same way an old camp cook dishes out beans and biscuits, Roy English's <i>Advice from a Country Farmer</i> is simply this—no-nonsense humor and wisdom from a country gentleman schooled in common sense and kindness.<br /> <li>"Most farmers work only half a day; the other twelve hours they do other stuff."</li> <li>"When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty."</li> <li>"Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles."</li> <li>"Horsepower is no substitute for horse sense."</li> <li>"The only farmers who sleep late are in the cemetery."</li>"Nobody works harder than a farmer, except maybe a farmer's wife.". Nonfiction. Humor (Nonfiction.) Media Type: eBook. Importer Version: 2014-01-08.01 Import Date: 2022-07-29 20:00:03. https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=8CE60A75-EDB6-4E8D-AECD-A36DFD811C47&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=8CE60A75-EDB6-4E8D-AECD-A36DFD811C47&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Kindle Book) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=8CE60A75-EDB6-4E8D-AECD-A36DFD811C47&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive Read) TXTLL